okay
my mom is watching oprah and there talking about sex right?
well, i come in to ask my mom to read a previouse bulletin that i had submitted.
as i leave i hear oprah saying that next there going to be talking about homework foreplay maps and vibraters!
lmao
so she is finished reading the bullitein and me and stephanie follow her to sit and watch, and she freaks out! lol
"you guys dont need to be watching this! leave!"
so me and stephanie are like,
"but we wanna stay"
"yeah, we want to learn about vibrators"
"and all the different kinds!"
"and i really want to make a foreplay map!"
the whole time me and stephanie are cracking up on the couch and my mom is laughing, but really wanting us to go away.

so she says, "guys im seriouse, you need to leave"
and i say, "why? do you want to get some extra credit??"
at this comment i literally fall to the floor from laughter and start crying and rolling around, making stephanie do the same at my reaction to my own words.

meanwhile my mother is practically dieing in her seat laughing, and my dad is listening in the kitchen!
ahhhhhh i love my family! lol
it was really funny, and if you dont get this, im sorry.
and if you get it and dont think its funny, sorry, it was a be there moment!
but me and Stephanie thought it was hilariouse!